Joe is telling his pal Rick his troubles:
“You know that new girl at work, the one I’ve been wanting to ask out?” he asks.
“Yeah, what about her?” Rick replies.
“Well, every time I see her, I get an instant erection, and have to turn away to hide it.”
“That’s rough. Why don’t you try taping your dick to your leg … then it won’t show?” Rick suggests.
Joe agrees this is a great idea; Rick even loans him a roll of duct tape.
A few days later, they meet again:
“Well, I called her and asked her out, and she said yes,” Joe reports.
“That’s great!”
“So I get to her house, walk up to her door, and she answers it wearing a short, sheer dress.”
“Great! How’d it go?”
Joe slumps down in his chair. “I kicked her in the face.”
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