Apropos of Nothing

October 13, 2007

Humour Du Jour

Filed under: Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 11:01 pm

A salesman was traveling through the country side, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.

“Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.”

The farmer was dubious. “Young man , I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield without a stitch on,
covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from you, and get everyone in the county to buy a case, and we will make you rich!”

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer.
The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him, and yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.

The farmer was perplexed. “Son,” he said, “Now, you don’t have a bite on you but you look like the devil! What the heck happened?”
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,

“Doesn’t that calf have a mother?”

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