Apropos of Nothing

December 21, 2007

Breaking News: Terrorists Behead R2-D2!

Filed under: Christmas,Fun Stuff,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 11:42 pm

Jawa brings us this breaking story.

A statement released with the gruesome video from an unknown group calling themselves the Screwdrivers of Righteousness Brigades read as follows..

In the name of Jabba the most Ungracious and Unmerciful:We want to warn you of the newest Zionist conspiracy against the faithful.

The Joooos are poisoning our children’s mind with lust for Hasbro’s new R2-D2 and visions of Father Christmas.

While watching the infidels Christmas advertisements for this R2-D2 my son was robbed of his al-Qeeda and began begging my 3rd wife for one. Being an ignorant female, she bought him one.

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