Apropos of Nothing

January 16, 2008

Secret to a Good Marriage

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:48 am

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town exclaiming, “What a peaceful & loving couple”.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring about the secret of their long and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We were at the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn’t gone far when my wife’s horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, ‘”That’s once.'”
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing my wife to drop her canteen of water. Once more my wife quietly said, ‘”That’s twice.'”
We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, ‘”What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??”
She looked at me, and quietly said, ‘”That’s once.'”
And from that moment on… we have lived happily ever after.”

via Lady Jane

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