Apropos of Nothing

January 23, 2008

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:

Filed under: Fun Stuff,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 11:07 pm
  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Anaesthetist
  4. Cinnamon
  5. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Specificity
  2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
  3. Anti-constitutionalistically
  4. Transubstantiate
  5. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me.
  3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. MacDonalds? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  6. Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
  8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
  9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
  10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

via Theo

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