Apropos of Nothing

January 27, 2008

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:18 pm

Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, ‘Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!’The teacher repli ed, ‘Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’
Please use the word ‘ur-i-nate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.’

Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, ‘You’re an eight, but if
you had bigger tits, you’d be a TEN!’

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