Apropos of Nothing

April 5, 2008

Things you learn as a child

Filed under: Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 11:05 pm

1.) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

2.) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3.) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4.) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5.) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

6.) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7.) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8.) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9.) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10.) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

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2 Comments »

  1. Nor can you hide peas in a glass of milk.

    Yep…life’s like that.

    Can I borrow this concept? I like it and I think I’d like to Laurie it up. DO you mind?

    I’ll give you credit and a link.

    Thanks,
    LK

    Comment by Laurie Kendrick — April 8, 2008 @ 4:20 pm | Reply

  2. Go right ahead, you’re much more clever than I am. But to tell the truth, I stumbled across this over at Bits & Pieces who found it via AmyOops.

    Comment by aproposofnothing — April 8, 2008 @ 5:53 pm | Reply


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