Apropos of Nothing

April 21, 2008

Inner Peace..

Filed under: Fun Stuff,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 9:46 pm

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a

bottle of Merlot,

a bottle of Chardonnay,

a botle of Baileys,

a butle of vocka,

a pockage of Prunglies,

tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,

the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who bloudee gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to ennyun yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

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1 Comment »

  1. HA! Sounds more like inner “piece”.

    Think I might try it myself but with more Valium with a Xanax option.

    OK…waiting for it kick in. Why is at takin g suichj a lopmg ttimeee??

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

    Grate have a weak, you.

    POSSUM ovaries.

    El Kay

    Comment by Laurie Kendrick — April 21, 2008 @ 10:00 pm | Reply


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