Apropos of Nothing

April 24, 2008

Late Night Quotes

Filed under: Humour,Quotes — aproposofnothing @ 8:14 pm

A Florida couple were arrested after they got into a fight over hotdogs. Apparently the husband grabbed her hotdog off her plate and she stabbed him with a steak knife, then he pulled a gun on her.

Those must have been really good hotdogs.

– Jay Leno

I was at Starbucks today. I had the new Barack Obama roast.

Have you had this? It tasted kind of bitter.

– Jay Leno

This week in San Diego, a group of openly gay republicans are holding their national convention.

The gay convention is just like the regular convention, except instead of superdelegates, they have super-fabulous-delegates.

– Conan O’Brien

President Bush made a special taped appearance on the game show “Deal or No Deal.”

Afterwards Bush said, “I like this show because randomly pointing at boxes is how I make decisions too.”

– Conan O’Brien

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