Apropos of Nothing

May 3, 2008

Tiny

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 12:18 am

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.
Mother: Where are ya’ll going?
Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.
Mother: I don’t think you should. There’s been a lot of trouble at that place.I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter: But mom!! Please!! It’ll be okay.
Mother: No, your life is more important than going out.
Daughter: But Tiny is going with us…
Mother: Well, in that case, it should be okay. Ya’ll have fun!
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9 Comments »

  1. I think I went on a date with her once.

    Comment by Fleet of Worlds — May 4, 2008 @ 5:00 pm | Reply

  2. I think I did also, and my back hasn’t been the same since. But I do still smile when I reminisce.

    Comment by aproposofnothing — May 4, 2008 @ 7:10 pm | Reply

  3. In the words of the esteemed Rodney Alan Rippey, “too bigga eat”

    Comment by kenny — May 6, 2008 @ 4:01 pm | Reply

  4. Christ! Her tit’s are bigger than the girl beside her’s entire head!

    Comment by Reno Cabilari — May 13, 2008 @ 6:11 am | Reply

  5. Rosie O’Donnell’s taller sister, perhaps?

    Comment by Gunslinger — May 13, 2008 @ 10:58 am | Reply

  6. I’d hit that!

    Comment by bigg ol' dawg — May 13, 2008 @ 3:48 pm | Reply

  7. Christ, those girls are small.

    Comment by Chris — May 16, 2008 @ 10:07 am | Reply

  8. I think I hit her once, and then she beat the shit out of me!

    Comment by tata — May 17, 2008 @ 12:57 pm | Reply

  9. Nice article and insight. Good to have bumped onto your blog and met you.

    Comment by sohbet — April 7, 2010 @ 3:41 am | Reply


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