Apropos of Nothing

May 4, 2008

Mommy Test

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:31 pm

My wife though this was hilarious.

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test, you have to be the daddy.”
“Exactly”, I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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1 Comment »

  1. that is great!

    Comment by Amy — May 5, 2008 @ 7:39 am | Reply


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