Apropos of Nothing

May 7, 2008

Sayings you’d like to see on office inspirational posters

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:40 pm
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • We put the “k” in “kwality”
  • If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
  • Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.
  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
  • If at first you don’t succeed – try management.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • TEAMWORK … means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
  • If at first you don’t succeed… DELEGATE
  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  • Scum always floats to the top !
  • When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  • INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
  • Succeed in spite of management.
  • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
  • We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
  • You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.
  • Two Drink Minimum
  • It’s only unethical if you get caught.

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