Apropos of Nothing

June 6, 2008

The Difference Between Men and Women

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 6:57 pm

Conflicting definitions.

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female……Any part under a car’s hood.

Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.

Male……….Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.

Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.

Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing or other kind of trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female……A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male……….Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female……A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male……….Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lents) n.

Female……An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.

Male……….A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female……The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male……….Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female……A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male……….A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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