Apropos of Nothing

June 12, 2008

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 7:16 pm

From AmyOops

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it’s not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.’
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and
stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?’ I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband
replies.
I stopped ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?’
Without missing a beat he says ‘Worked for your butt, didn’t it?’

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.

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