Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity???
Why does pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham have anyway?
How is it that we put man on the moon, before we figured out that luggage needed wheels?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV.?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the refrigerator, and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, how come he can’t fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of???
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and twinkle little star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad, but when you take him for a ride, he sticks his head out of the window?