Apropos of Nothing

July 14, 2008

Want coffee…

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 7:53 pm

An Indian walks into a small prairie town cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter, ‘Want coffee.’
The waiter says, ‘Sure, Chief, coming right up.’ He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns…….
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, ‘Want coffee.’
The waiter says ‘Whoa!! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday and what was that all about, anyway?’
The Indian smiles and proudly says, ‘Training for position in U.S. CONGRESS…. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.’

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2 Comments »

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    Comment by woosk — July 16, 2008 @ 8:09 pm | Reply

  2. I love it!!! Had to whip the coffee off my monitor!!

    Comment by Rgroland — July 24, 2008 @ 11:18 am | Reply


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