Apropos of Nothing

January 6, 2009

Pickup Line

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:59 pm

So this guy walks into a bar and sees this comely, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Naturally, he approaches her and says, “Hey there gorgeous, how are you.”

Already having a couple of power drinks under her belt she turns around, looks him right in the eye and says, ‘Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.’

Eyes now wide with interest he says “No kidding! I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”

h/t Theo

1 Comment »

  1. At school this kid asks the new guy what his dad does
    He replies “he’s a lawyer”
    The kid says “honest?”
    And he replies “no the usaul type”!

    Comment by Pat — January 9, 2009 @ 5:57 pm | Reply


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