Apropos of Nothing

September 4, 2009

The Scotsman’s Wife

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 11:38 pm

An Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any panties?” her husband demanded.

“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.” The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.

“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman, your privacy is uncovered! Where are your undies?” She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.” He reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $10. Go buy yourself some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

“Sweet mother of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta afford any!”

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and Says, “Well, fer the love ‘O Jesus woman, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”

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