Apropos of Nothing

July 20, 2010

Grandpa’s Wedding Night

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 1:56 pm

A knockout young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12-inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, “What are those for?”

The old man replied, “There are just two things I can’t stand – The sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!”

2 Comments »

  1. I’m 65 and I recently met a young lady who said she would not have sex with me unless I had a ten inch penis. The nerve of young girls these days – at my age I can’t afford to have surgery to cut off two inches.

    Comment by bernie — July 21, 2010 @ 11:15 pm | Reply

  2. good post! I love it.

    Comment by free submit url — August 1, 2010 @ 4:14 am | Reply


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