Apropos of Nothing

April 7, 2019

The Hand Job

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 10:40 am

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up
to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar across from the old golfer.
“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “ May I help you sir?”

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?”

She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands really, really good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

December 19, 2017

A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY

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April 12, 2017

Some more sexy Tattoos

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December 10, 2015

The Real Meaning of Christmas

Filed under: Christmas,Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 2:19 pm

Linus Says it Best.

May 18, 2014

Redheads with Tattoos (NSFW)

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 7:25 pm

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Sexy Tattoos (NSFW)

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 7:09 pm

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March 24, 2014

Great use of black tape

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November 27, 2013

WKRP Turkey Drop

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!”WKRP in Cincinnati Station Manager, Arthur Carlson

Based on Reality
Oddly enough, this famous WKRP episode was loosely based on a real event! Back in 1946 (some sources say 1945), Yellville, Arkansas inaugurated the “Turkey Trot Festival” which included a wild turkey calling contest, a turkey target shoot, a Miss Drumsticks Pageant and oh yeah: a live turkey release from the roof of the courthouse.

After a few years, someone thought it might be fun to actually toss the poor gobblers out of a low-flying airplane for the event. This repeated for a number of years until 1989 when a national animal-rights protest cast the event in a bad light and the “National Enquirer” splashed a photo of the event across the nation forcing promoters to abandon the turkey drop.

You can view the entire classic WKRP episode HERE

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December 19, 2012

What Child is This- Lindsey Stirling

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December 17, 2012

Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy

Filed under: Christmas,Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 9:47 am

This is one of my favorite Christmas songs. The story goes that Bowie did not like Little Drummer boy and the writers wrote Peace on Earth as a replacement. When the stars met that morning, they decided on a medley and rehearsed for only an hour. It turned out to be a classic. Bing died a month later.  More here.

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October 9, 2012

How French Women Exercise

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October 2, 2012

Michigan town supports bullied teen

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 6:58 am

Hurrah for West Branch, Michigan.

A Michigan community cheered on a 16-year-old sophomore – the victim of an apparent prank by classmates – as she took her place with other members of her high school’s homecoming court.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/bullied-teen-honored-at-support-she-received-after-cruel-homecoming-prank-happy-as-can-be/

September 21, 2012

xkcd universe in a panel

Filed under: Fun Stuff,Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 5:54 am
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Today’s xkcd comic is amazing. It’s one giant panel with a never ending world that you can drag through with your cursor. It must have taken months to put this together, and the result is absolutely wonderful. Go to the website immediately, and play in this beautiful black-and-white world.

August 18, 2012

Cow Week

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 8:09 am

Over at BoingBoing, Maggie Koerth-Baker is serving up a highly entertaining (and highly insightful) series of posts in honor of Cow Week.

http://boingboing.net/tag/cow-week

Here’s Popular Mechanics on the statistics:

Between 2003 and 2008, 108 people died from cattle-induced injuries across the United States, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. That’s 27 times the whopping four people killed in shark attacks in the United States during the same time period, according to the International Shark Attack File. Nearly all those cow-related fatalities were caused by blunt force trauma to the head or chest; a third of the victims were working in enclosed spaces with cattle.

Read Popular Mechanics’ cow attack survival guide

May 27, 2012

Did you know…

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