Apropos of Nothing

May 21, 2009

Email Alert!

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 9:44 pm

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu – ignore it.

It’s just spam.

shamelessly stolen from Theo

May 1, 2009

Letterman on Mork and Mindy

Filed under: Entertainment,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 9:20 pm

He was annoying back then too!  A lot of familiar faces.


Don’t mess with an Irish Priest!

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 9:02 pm

Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station……

The conversation went like this:

 ’Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?’

  ‘And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’yer lads to take care of the matter?’

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ‘Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!’

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment….

Father O’Malley then replied:  ‘Aye, ’tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.’ 



Another Shovel Ready Project

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:43 pm