Apropos of Nothing

June 23, 2010

Tik Trek

Filed under: Entertainment,Music — aproposofnothing @ 10:29 pm

Not in a million years would I ever have thought of combining this song with Star Trek!

Gandalf Goes To The World Cup

Filed under: Entertainment,Fun Stuff,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 10:00 pm

June 18, 2010

Cooken with Walken

Filed under: Entertainment,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 10:05 pm

Unintended consequences

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 9:56 pm

Joe is telling his pal Rick his troubles:

“You know that new girl at work, the one I’ve been wanting to ask out?” he asks.

“Yeah, what about her?” Rick replies.

“Well, every time I see her, I get an instant erection, and have to turn away to hide it.”

“That’s rough. Why don’t you try taping your dick to your leg … then it won’t show?” Rick suggests.

Joe agrees this is a great idea; Rick even loans him a roll of duct tape.

A few days later, they meet again:

“Well, I called her and asked her out, and she said yes,” Joe reports.

“That’s great!”

“So I get to her house, walk up to her door, and she answers it wearing a short, sheer dress.”

“Great! How’d it go?”

Joe slumps down in his chair. “I kicked her in the face.”


Filed under: Fun Stuff,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 9:50 pm

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’ where:

*:) means a smile and

*:( is a frown.

Well, how about some ‘ BUTT ICONS?’ Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass!}

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass