Not in a million years would I ever have thought of combining this song with Star Trek!
June 23, 2010
June 18, 2010
Unintended consequences
Joe is telling his pal Rick his troubles:
“You know that new girl at work, the one I’ve been wanting to ask out?” he asks.
“Yeah, what about her?” Rick replies.
“Well, every time I see her, I get an instant erection, and have to turn away to hide it.”
“That’s rough. Why don’t you try taping your dick to your leg … then it won’t show?” Rick suggests.
Joe agrees this is a great idea; Rick even loans him a roll of duct tape.
A few days later, they meet again:
“Well, I called her and asked her out, and she said yes,” Joe reports.
“That’s great!”
“So I get to her house, walk up to her door, and she answers it wearing a short, sheer dress.”
“Great! How’d it go?”
Joe slumps down in his chair. “I kicked her in the face.”
Ebutticons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’ where:
*:) means a smile and
*:( is a frown.
Well, how about some ‘ BUTT ICONS?’ Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass!}
(_o_) an ass that’s been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Howdy!
Apropos of Nothing 