Apropos of Nothing

December 22, 2008

November Rain

Filed under: Music — aproposofnothing @ 10:37 pm

Because it’s 20 degrees outside

December 20, 2008

Sleigh Ride

Filed under: Entertainment,Music — aproposofnothing @ 9:54 pm

Cute Chriistmas video for the kids.

How Taxes Work …

Filed under: Newsworthy,Politics — aproposofnothing @ 9:39 pm

via Planck’s Constant

How Taxes Work …

Let’s put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men — the poorest — would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1, the sixth would pay $3, the seventh $7, the eighth $12, the ninth $18, and the tenth man — the richest — would pay $59.

That’s what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement — until one day, the owner threw them a curve (in tax language a tax cut).

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20.” So now dinner for the ten only cost $80.00.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about the other six — the paying customers? How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his “fair share?”

The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up being PAID to eat their meal. So the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of his earlier $59. Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat for free.

But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man who pointed to the tenth. “But he got $7!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man, “I only saved a dollar, too . . . It’s unfair that he got seven times more than me!”.

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man, “why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “We didn’t get any of the 20 bucks. Where is our fair share? The system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night he didn’t show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered, a little late what was very important. They were FORTY-FOUR DOLLARS short of paying the bill! Imagine that!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college instructors, is how the tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore.

Where would that leave the rest? Unfortunately, most taxing authorities anywhere cannot seem to grasp this rather straightforward logic!

The Internet

Filed under: Entertainment,Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 2:12 am

From The IT Crowd, it’s the most brilliant UK show. See more here.

Literal Song Lyrics

Filed under: Fun Stuff,Music — aproposofnothing @ 1:32 am

Clever reengineering of song lyrics.

A-Ha – Take on Me

Tears for Fears – Head over Heels

The Evolution of Dance

Filed under: Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 1:15 am


December 19, 2008

The Killers – A Great Big Sled

Filed under: Music — aproposofnothing @ 11:40 pm


Filed under: Motivational Posters — aproposofnothing @ 11:09 pm


Born to be Wild

Filed under: Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 8:59 pm

Three Wise Men?

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 7:41 pm

Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the Titanic.

When it starts to sink Carter yells, “Quick, save the women and children!”

Nixon: “Screw the women and children”

Clinton: “Do we have time?”


Isn’t that what they call ex-presidents (or what  they call themselves?)?

December 14, 2008

Canadian Police Chase

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 11:32 am

December 13, 2008

Dirty Mind Check

Filed under: Fun Stuff,NSFW — aproposofnothing @ 10:31 pm

Look at the Glass of beer to see if you have a dirty mind.


Bad Gift Choices Will Land You in the Doghouse

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 10:13 pm

Freddie Mercury – Update and Bump

Filed under: Motivational Posters — aproposofnothing @ 9:55 pm




His Statue in Montreux, Switzerland





One of the best bands ever, see more here.

10 Facts About Freddie Mercury
h/t Mental Floss

1. He designed the Queen emblem (AKA the Queen Crest) himself, thanks to a degree in art and graphic design from Ealing Art College. The crest is made of the zodiac signs of the whole band – two Leo lions for John Deacon and Roger Taylor, a Cancer crab for Brian May and two fairies to represent Freddie’s Virgo sign. The “Q” and the crown represent the band name, of course, and a phoenix protects the whole thing.

2. His birth name was Farrokh Bulsara; he started going by Freddie when he was at St. Peter’s, a boarding school for boys near Mumbai. He legally changed his name to Freddie Mercury around 1970, when Queen was formed.

3. He and family (parents and one sister, Kashmira) were Parsis and practiced Zoroastrian religion. Even though he hadn’t practiced in years, his funeral was performed by a Zoroastrian priest.

4. Freddie was born in Zanzibar – his family moved there so his dad could continue his career at the British Colonial Office.

5. Freddie had a recorded range of three (almost four) octaves. Mariah Carey claims five, for some perspective. When he spoke he was more of a baritone, but majority of his singing fell in the tenor range.

6. He had a long-term girlfriend in the early 70s named Mary Austin. Even after they broke up, they remained incredibly close. He gave an interview in 1985 and said that she was his only friend and he didn’t want any other friends. He wrote “Love of My Life” about her and was the godfather of her first son. When he died, he left her most of his money, his house, and his recording royalties.

7. Although he was obviously very flamboyant on stage, most people who knew him intimately said he was very shy in his personal life – one of the reasons he very rarely granted interviews.

8. Freddie and his manager issued a statement confirming that he had AIDS the very day before he died. It had been widely speculated for a couple of years due to his gaunt appearance and Queen’s sudden lack of touring. Some people were very upset by this delayed statement, saying that an earlier announcement could have raised a vast amount of money for the cause.

9. He loved cats and had as many as 10 at one point. He even had an album and a song dedicated to his cats (Mr. Bad Guy). He wrote a song about his favorite cat, Delilah. Here’s a bit of it:

Delilah, Delilah, oh my, oh my, oh my – you’re irresistible
You make me smile when I’m just about to cry
You bring me hope, you make me laugh – you like it
You get away with murder, so innocent
But when you throw a moody you’re all claws and you bite –
That’s alright !
Delilah, Delilah, oh my, oh my, oh my – you’re unpredictable
You make me so very happy
When you cuddle up and go to sleep beside me
And then you make me slightly mad
When you pee all over my Chippendale Suite


10. The “bottomless mic” was among Freddie’s many trademarks. Here’s how that happened: early in Queen’s career, he was apparently mid-show when his mic stand snapped in half. Instead of having it replaced, Freddie just used it as-is. He must have liked it, because he used the mic “stick” from then on.

Ozzie – Pre-Brain Fry

Filed under: Entertainment,Music — aproposofnothing @ 9:36 pm

Just Cause

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