Tim Conway and Harvey Korman from The Carol Burnett Show.
Other Old School Comedy
February 27, 2008
Bottled Water
This is so true. I can see using them for travel and camping, but there is no excuse to drink them in the house. Read this article for more.
The horth withperer
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks “How will I recognize him?”
“That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.
“A female horth.” So he shows him a prized filly.
“Nith lookin’ horth. Can I thee her eyeth?” Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.
“Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?” So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse’s ears.
“Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?” The rancher is gettin’ pretty irritated at this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.
“Nice mouf, can I see her twat?” Totally ticked at this point, the rancher grabs the midget under his arms and rams his head as far as he can up the horse’s twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. “Perhapth I thould rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?”
February 26, 2008
Mr. and Mrs Jones go to Church
Each Sunday, Mr and Mrs Jones go to their local church for a service, but recently, Mr Jones has been falling alseep and snoring throughout. So, after one particularly embarrassing day, Mrs Jones went to see the vicar.
Mrs Jones: Vicar, can you help me? My husband keeps falling asleep during your services and it’s really embarrassing.
Vicar: Okay, take this hat-pin and when I see him fall asleep, I’ll nod to you and you stick it in his leg.
So Mrs Jones thanks him, wakes her husband in the pews and they go home. (more…)
February 25, 2008
“Rock Me Gently”
Brilliant ad, Great song, I dare you NOT to sing along!
The original came out in ’74 sung by Andy Kim. Click Here to view it.
SNL Gets Obamania: Democratic Debate, Clinton vs Obama
Heh. With a special appearance by Obama Girl.
UPDATE: Looks like YouTube Removed the video due to a copyright claim by NBC Universal. I was able to find it on Raw Story, Live Leak, and AOL Video. If you have a Hulu account, you can view it Here.
February 24, 2008
Trunk Monkey
Suburban Auto Group in Sandy, Oregon has a great series of “Trunk Monkey” commercials created by r-west. Hilarious stuff, more cars need this feature. This video is a compilation of a few of them. To see the rest, click the Trunk monkey link above.
February 23, 2008
You Suck at Photoshop #6 and 7
More Wisdom from Donny. It’s almost like watching a train wreck, you just can’t look away.
Best ‘Out of Office’ Automatic e-mail Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Lucille’ instead of Dave.
February 22, 2008
February 20, 2008
Farmer and the Cow
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin” him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can’t explain!
Howdy!
Apropos of Nothing 