Apropos of Nothing

January 26, 2010

The Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody

Filed under: Fun Stuff,Music — aproposofnothing @ 1:20 pm

January 24, 2010

Freddie Mercury Tribute – Bohemian Rhapsody

Filed under: Music — aproposofnothing @ 8:55 pm

Featuring  Queen, Elton John & Axl Rose

January 12, 2010

Tech Support Cheat Sheet

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 6:05 pm

Ron White – Pick me

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 1:56 pm

Funny Man


Sir Cumference and other puns

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 7:42 am

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21 A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!


Filed under: Entertainment,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 7:38 am

Some of the strangest things amuse me.

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Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 7:31 am