Apropos of Nothing

April 7, 2019

The Hand Job

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 10:40 am

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up
to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar across from the old golfer.
“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “ May I help you sir?”

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?”

She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands really, really good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

February 20, 2018

Simple Harmonic Motion

Filed under: Fun Stuff,NSFW — aproposofnothing @ 12:07 am

How best to describe a simple harmonic motion?

Perhaps like this, as an engineer would?


Or perhaps this way, as a man’s man would?

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Simple Harmonic Motion

December 19, 2017

A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 2:55 pm

The Waitresses – Christmas Wrapping

Filed under: Christmas,Music — aproposofnothing @ 2:50 pm

Santa’s Bad Day – The Birth of a Tradition

Filed under: Christmas,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 2:38 pm

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of  little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it  a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.  Where would you like me to stick it?”

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Christmas Tauntauns

Filed under: Christmas — aproposofnothing @ 2:37 pm

April 12, 2017

Some more sexy Tattoos

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 7:40 am

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December 11, 2015

Christmas Tauntauns

Filed under: Christmas — aproposofnothing @ 1:15 pm

December 10, 2015

The Real Meaning of Christmas

Filed under: Christmas,Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 2:19 pm

Linus Says it Best.

August 2, 2014

Sexy Tutorial: How to Shotgun a Beer

Filed under: Sexy Tutorial — aproposofnothing @ 11:26 pm

July 6, 2014

Sexy Tutorial: How to Perform CPR

Filed under: Entertainment,Sexy Tutorial — aproposofnothing @ 8:29 am

June 24, 2014

More Sexy Tattoos! With bonus Yoda!

Filed under: MBNSFW,NSFW,Tattoo — aproposofnothing @ 8:46 pm

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May 18, 2014

Redheads with Tattoos (NSFW)

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 7:25 pm

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Sexy Tattoos (NSFW)

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 7:09 pm

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March 24, 2014

Great use of black tape

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 8:56 am
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