Apropos of Nothing

October 31, 2007

Simple Harmonic Movement

Filed under: Fun Stuff,NSFW — aproposofnothing @ 9:36 pm

Innocent Bystanders does a little science.

How best to describe a simple harmonic movement?

Perhaps like this, as an engineer would?

 

Or perhaps this way, as a man’s man would?

NSFW

Simple Harmonic Motion

Scary Mary: Mary Poppins recut as a horror movie

Filed under: Entertainment,Remix — aproposofnothing @ 8:57 pm

This is very well done. This recut of the Disney classic ‘Mary Poppins’ was made by Chris Rule, with assistance by Nick Eckert.

h/t Hot Air

“My Name is Nobody”: barroom pimpslap scene, Terence Hill, 1973

Filed under: Entertainment,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:00 pm

Funny stuff.  Great western, one of my favorites.  Starred Terence Hill and Henry Fonda.  This is one of the best scenes from the movie, but there are many more.  It is available on DVD.

h/t Theo Spark

October 30, 2007

Big Bang Theory – Not Bad

Filed under: Entertainment — aproposofnothing @ 11:31 pm

This is the first episode I’ve seen. if it’s any indication, this may be one of the best comedies of the season.

Watch “The Middle Earth Paradigm” here

iPhone Halloween Costume

Filed under: Newsworthy — aproposofnothing @ 11:55 am

Very clever costumes.

People on digg think we stole these displays from apple lol. But we didnt its just an LCD tv hooked into a video ipod. We edited the display video and cut out all the zoom out shots we dont work for apple or anything.

October 29, 2007

Beer Goggles

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 10:17 pm

Humour Du Jour: You may not get it if you ain’t a country boy

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 10:04 pm

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State.
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared .
“Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it’s ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!”
“And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes…those guys wrestle full grown
bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!”
They then asked, “Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?”
“Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!”

Condom

October 27, 2007

Dear Pastor,

Filed under: Fun Stuff,Humour — aproposofnothing @ 9:30 pm

This is a really funny post from Theo Spark.

I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting. My eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Read the rest here

Stacey’s Mom

Filed under: Entertainment,Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 9:26 pm

If you’re a guy, you’ll know exactly what this is about.

And to be fair, here’s one for the ladies.

More Bob Newhart

Filed under: Humour,Old School Comedy — aproposofnothing @ 8:50 pm

On Tobacco

youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsc2nQ3BCZA]

With Dean Martin

Denial is not a river in Egypt

Filed under: Sports — aproposofnothing @ 8:36 pm

Redskins 21

Patriots 17

I can hope, can’t I?

What they said about the nature of the universe

Filed under: Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 8:25 pm
Carl Zwanzig:
“Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together….”
Douglas Adams:
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
Albert Einstein:
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
Unknown:
“Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things.”
Edward P. Tryon:
“In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.”
John Andrew Holmes:
“It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.”
Max Frisch:
“Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.”
Kilgore Trout:
“The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
Woody Allen:
“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
Douglas Adams:
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
William J. Broad:
“The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.”
Rich Cook:
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
Fred Hoyle:
“There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don’t know what it’s a plan for.”
Ray Bradbury:
“We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.”
Christopher Morley:
“My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.”
Edward Chilton:
“I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.”
Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson):
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

The Six Phases of Every Project

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:20 pm

You know exactly what I’m talking about here.

1. Enthusiasm

2. Disillusionment

3. Panic

4. Search for the Guilty

5. Punishment of the Innocent

6. Praise and Honors for the Non-Participants

Top 10 sexiest adverts

Filed under: Entertainment,Fun Stuff — aproposofnothing @ 8:15 pm

Yesbutnobutyes has their roundup of the 10 sexiest adverts here

including this classic

They properly point out that they may be a bit gender slanted, so they point the ladies here

Humour du Jour

Filed under: Humour — aproposofnothing @ 8:01 pm

A husband leans over to his wife in a bar and says, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

“Yes,” she says. “I remember it well.”

“OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good, idea!” she says.

There’s a man sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.

So he follows them behind the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the man has ever seen. This goes on for about 40 minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The man is amazed. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. As the couple passes the man, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

The old man says, “Fifty years, ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”

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