As a father of three girls, I really appreciate this kind of thing.
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
The same site also has Daddy’s Rules for Dating
March 12, 2008
25 TRUTHS OF LIFE…
1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. (more…)
Excellent temporary bookmark tool
Instapaper (Free) offers a free solution for shelving content for later consumption. After creating an account, a simple bookmarklet is used to add material to your reading list. And the best part? Instapaper is monk-bare in appearance, offering pure, unadulterated utility without a shred of fluff.
Mark Twain Quotes
“If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress must be Congress.”
“It is best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“Reader, suppose you’re an idiot. Now suppose you’re a member of Congress. But, I repeat myself.” You gotta’ love that guy!
“First God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.”
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
“I did not attend his funeral. But I did write a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“Get your facts first. And then you can distort them as much as you please.”
“To succeed in life, you need two things. Ignorance and confidence.”
“There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.”
“Don’t let school interfere with your education.”
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word, is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
Howdy!
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